"Well, that didn't work" Katie Holmes said.

And she was right it didn't work.

Even Tom(Tom Cruise, you might have heard of him?) agreed.

Jake Gyllenhaal didn't have an opinion on the matter.

But when such things go wrong, it doesn't hurt to listen to some celebrity advice.And so I have.

I called up the bigwigs in Hollywood and Beverly Hills and asked them "What should I do?"

The message they gave me was plain and simple. Use them, use Hollywood, use the celebrity and star power. You can't fight it you can't resist it, no one can.

My robot agreed.


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